Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.

"Are you Mohamed?" he asks.

"No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up."

Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohamed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, "Are you Mohamed?"

"Why no," he answers, "I am Moses; Mohamed is higher still."

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he climbs the ladder yet again.

He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohamed?"

"No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohamed higher up."

"Mohamed higher than Jesus? Man, oh man!" Obama can hardly contain his delight and thoughts and he then continues onward, he climbs and climbs ever higher.

Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question: "Are you Mohamed?" he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

"No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?"

Obama says, "Yes, please!"

As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: "Hey, Mohamed, two coffees!"

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