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Old 08-21-2011, 09:52 PM
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Question *** "Uhhhhh...what just happened?" ***

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THE QUESTION


Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers Question Time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, what happened to all of those jobs you were going to create?
Third, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?
Fourth, why don't you enforce our current immigration laws?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

Following the recess period, they resume where they left off...Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right. Question Time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually, I have 6 questions:

First, why did the USA bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, what happened to all of those jobs you were going to create?
Third, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?
Fourth, why don't you enforce our current immigration laws?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

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