I cancelled my Whack-off-'ya accounts two years ago, before Wells Fartco absorbed them. With good reason. It seems like some of the masturbatory culture and poor service (30 minute phone waits vs generally less than a minute for my Chase personal and business accounts) of Wachovia has infected Wells Fargo. Hopefully they'll go bankrupt in the next year and the gov't will be too broke to bail them out. #therenowIsaidit