A KGB officer is walking in the park and he sees and old Jewish man reading a book.
The KGB says 'What are you reading old man?' The old man says 'I am trying to teach myself Hebrew.'
KGB says 'Why are you trying to learn Hebrew? It takes years to get a visa
for Israel. You would die before the paperwork got done.'
'I am learning Hebrew so that when I die and go to Heaven I will be able to
speak to Abraham and Moses. Hebrew is the language they speak in Heaven.'
the old man replies.
'But what if when you die you go to Hell?' asks KGB.
And the old man replies, 'Russian, I already know.'

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1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving