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Old 09-09-2011, 08:23 AM
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REPLACEMENT WINDOWS





Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year,,,

Helllooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him..



There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
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