Thanks for all of the positive replies. I just wanted to share what I saw as humor that I did not even meet 0 years of experience, if that was what they were seeking.

Of course, I suspect there was an immediate adverse reaction (strong overtone of age-related bias) as they read my resume. Hey, it's not like I don't have quite a few good years left, people...

Technically I have a job, but the assignments have become fewer and farther between, making for some really slow times. Oh, and the insurance company insists that because I am working fewer than 40 hours in a week that I pay more of the insurance premium.

OK, work less, get paid less, and the answer is to make the bill bigger... Ah, isn't the Health Care Delivery System wonderful?