Throughout his long career as a circumcision specialist, the surgeon had saved his patients' foreskins as mementos.
His wife wanted to give him a unique souvenir of his career for a retirement gift so she took his collection to a leather artisan and asked him to make something special.
"I'll see what I can do," said the artisan.
A week later, she returned, eager to see what work of art this man had created from this unusual material.
The leathersmith handed her a wallet.
"All those foreskins and you could only make a wallet?" she asked.
The leathersmith replied, "Well, yes. But if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase!"

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I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving