Here's a novel idea...
Let's herd the OWSers over to a large, open lot, then have a few dump-trucks filled with the unspent "stimulus funds" bring the booty over and dump it into a large, green pile.
Then, have the OWSers select one from among the great un-washed masses assembled on that lot and have the lucky one light a match and burn the cash.
Then all of them can huddle around, sing "Cum-On-Me" (or is it "Kum-Bye-Yaa"?) and hold hands and smell one another...
They get to stay warm and "O" can come by and fire-up the crowd with hope and change-ee slogans and promises of more "stimulus cash" for the masses.
Ain't too much different from what's happened already...
