Here in Houston, the Rapture was a definite dud. Believers were only raised an average of about six feet, and several elderly women from the Second Baptist Church were injured when they unexpectedly dropped back to Earth. The Singing Angelic Choir were the victim of bad reviews, as the Arch Angel Gabriel was decidedly off key, which he later blamed on his over-rehearsing for the other Raptures that were attempted earlier this year. When asked why believers were not propelled into the heavens, Gabe said that "Jesus's mojo was off."