And.....

Even though I am as old as the hills I have never been a drinker. Never. And I only have one friend who get wasted when we go out. He just starts to act like an idiot and wants to fight everyone. This is a bit of a problem because he is very good at it, so his friends tell the bartender when he has had enough.

In the opinion of some of those with a little more insight into drunken behavior, dose anyone really think Perry had been hitting the sauce?