RyanAir President Proposes Pay Per View Porn on Flights

Now this story is a "target rich environment" for jokes.

Michael O'Leary told British tabloid the Sun that he hopes to offer a pay-per-view porn service similar to those offered in hotel rooms through a new Ryanair app on smartphones.


Sales of body lotion is going to skyrocket in the shops past the security checkpoints!

"I'm not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see," he told the paper. "It would be on handheld devices."

Handheld device . . . I suppose that leaves one hand free . . .

Reaction from the aircraft cleaners . . . . "ewwwww"