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Originally Posted by layback40
Should a Child Witness Childbirth?
Due to a power cut, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mother so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and patted him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place........smack him again!'
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My mom had to give a presentation recently, and I passed this on to her. That was the joke she used to open her talk (she introduced the joke by saying it was to help everyone relax, but mostly herself). It was greatly received and much appreciated, and her talk thereafter went very well, so I had to tell you thanks.
