IS HE A GENTLEMAN????



Last weekend a golfer in our group hit his ball into a yard next to the green on the 2nd hole at the Mashes. As he goes to retrieve it with his long pole, a man in the yard says

"Don't you see the sign? It says, Private property - stay out!"

The golfer says "I am sorry I didn't see it, but I missed my shot and the ball landed in your yard.

May I have it back?" The man says "It's in my yard and so it is my ball now.."

The golfer looks at the man and says "I understand."

He then walks back to the golf cart, gets a golf ball and walks back and throws it into the yard.

The man says "What is that for?"

The golfer replies "I consider myself a gentleman and I believe every prick should have two balls."

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1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
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