God this is worse than when we were young. Generally we heard if masterbation was excessive you could go blind. Most felt they might quit when one eye gave out. Now its optic nerve strokes? How reality follows fiction I suppose.

Reminds me of the time I was at a mixed gender meeting of mental health personel with a ratio of about 50/50. We were in fact disscusing excessive masterbation amoungst teenagers. Basically defining it. Plus possible ways to moderate it.

I did mention some of the antiquated control attempts in my generation. Especially that the eyesight could be impacted as it was so commonly used if not really believed when I was young.

I thought I had pulled it off without any of the women getting it. Until one of the ladies spoke up. She stated that she knew I became bored occassionally at some of the meetings.

She could tell by the humour I injected at those times. She was pretty sure I had thrown the comment out at this time as only all the women present wore glasses. In self defense I pleaded I had never noticed they had. Hard to get by that group of ladies but they really got a laugh out of it and that was my intent.

Even without viagra and the assorted other brands my father used to say that a lot of guys died in bed. I tend to believe that may be true. Statistically it of course would never show up on a death certificate other than heart failure or massive stroke. What lady is going to come forward and state the reality in a reporting document. Such as I felt a dead weight? Or he just rolled off.

Declining performance may also be natures way of informing you that the aging circulitory system is no longer up to the stress of it. Nobody really wants to just limp along though.