Defective OVPs have been documented as causing ailments such as excessive spine curvature, growth of mutated appendages with allen head tips, and may cause obtuse mumbling about OSRAM bulbs!
Scientists had recently pinpointed OVPs, not sunspots, as the source of EM disruptions in the atmosphere!
NASA shuttle engineers do rigorous testing, to ensure that there will never be another OVP-related incident like Apollo 13!
