A customer just came into the shop and asked my why I was limping so bad. I wanted to tell her that I hurt my foot when I was saving an old lady from a burning house. But I couldn't bring myself to tell a lie, so I told her the truth which was that I was too lazy to put on my shoes last week when I went out to the mailbox and stepped on a pointed rock.

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