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Originally Posted by junqueyardjim
Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here for $100".
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $100?"
One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk.
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lol, I thought this one was pretty funny.
Also, on the first joke by LB, its a little too specific to BO to be universally funny, but the idea of the secret service whacking a kid or sending him to reeducation is pretty funny.
I would prefer to assume that they took him outside and shot him during recess, makes the joke way better for me.