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Dang it, changed the names and still not funny.
Larry Bible visited a grade school in South Philly last week to talk to the kids. After his talk he offered question time.
One little boy put up his hand, and Larry asked him his name.
" Walter," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Walter?"
"I have four questions:
First, Why do you stonewall on every opposing political view rather than have a rational open minded discussion?
Second, Why is it that someone can think a joke is not funny without having liberal bias?
Third, Why is it funny for a child to be killed for asking factually incorrect right propaganda questions?
Fourth, Do you really believe that nobody in America is allowed to drill for oil, Obama thinks Wright was his mentor, the president thinks the economy is fixed, and he had no congressional support for actions in Libya?
Just then, the bell rings for recess so Larry informed the kids that
they will continue after recess.
When they resumed class, Mr. Bible said, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time.. Who has a question?"
Another little boy put up his hand. Larry points him out and asks him
his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
Actually, I have two questions.
First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
Second, What the heck happened to Walter?"
Third, Is there a real punch line to this joke or did I just listen to all this garbage for nothing?
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