HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY ;

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted
them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-
looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales
and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And,
of course, every businessman in this country would
start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary , thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of
the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it
right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't airlines think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?

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1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
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