A good friend of mine was recently divorced. He never saw it coming--working way too many hours ( legitimately), and volunteering too much time to organizations away from home.
He and his wife were working in the yard one fine day. He remarked that he thought it would be good to add a garden at a particular spot in their yard. She replied, " I want a divorce."

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1982 300SD " Wotan" ..On the road as of Jan 8, 2007 with Historic Tags