Thread: why you volunteer nothing to the police when you get pulled over
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Old 02-13-2012, 01:40 PM
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Or the Steven Wright routine:

Officer: Why were you going so fast?

Me: See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it.
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