16 reasons why weed should be legalized and passed out at work
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates holidays because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are stoned.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since they don't have to wait till they're home to toke up.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up, cause they're not getting drunk at lunch.
16. Sitting with your ass on the photo-copy machine will no longer be considered unacceptable, just hilarious.