If I were a cop I would be writing that guy a ticket so fast it would make your head spin. Besides, he should know Porsche parking is about 2/3 of the way out in the parking lot with the other nice cars (also where the 300D gets parked most of the time).

Related question: Am I a douche for parking my motorcycle on the sidewalk sometimes?

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Whoever said there's nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes never had a cheap Jaguar.

83 300D Turbo with manual conversion, early W126 vented front rotors and H4 headlights 401,xxx miles
08 Suzuki GSX-R600 M4 Slip-on 26,xxx miles
88 Jaguar XJS V12 94,xxx miles. Work in progress.
99 Mazda Miata 183,xxx miles.