Now, it doesn't only happen at gas stations.
Today in the gym locker room, for example.
Here comes this kid, dripping wet from the shower area getting ready to dry off, right next to me in front of the lockers.
I was about >that close< to ask him, if he knows the fundamental difference between 'wet & dry' as in the syntax of:
Shower = wet, locker room = dry
.... well, I dropped the case