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Old 03-07-2012, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by mgburg View Post
Breaking a leg doesn't qualify you for a Handicap Card or plate...it has to be something a bit more permanent.

And lacking brains was never a qualifier in the first place...

Besides, a normal Dr. would advise you to do one of two things...#1.) Stay off the leg or #2.) Park away from the front door and exercise a bit and "walk" to build it back up.

A Quack, however, would give you a HandiCard 'cause you're a golfing bud or someone that won't stay out of the office and bugs him enough to get one.
Are you sure? I say that because I had one when I had a broken fibula and torn ligaments.

True.

Really? How would you do #1? Stay in bed all day long? Are you sure about #2?

How often have you seen that?
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