Originally Posted by Clemson88

Are you aware that no comma is needed with a dependent clause such as in your first sentence? I am also concerned that your attempted use of contractions without the apostrophe may possibly bring one to accuse you of misspelling the "wont," portion of your rant.

A contraction is a word or phrase that's (or that has) been shortened by dropping one or more letters. In writing, an apostrophe takes the place of the missing letters.

IMHO, pom poms look fine in a Benz if the cheerleader wants to bring them along.

Sincerely,

Grammar and Spelling Police seeking to educate the pompous