I didn't go to the Junior Prom. I took the one attractive girl that most guys lusted after, but was afraid to ask. I found out that night that she had skills other guys only dreamed of.

After she invited herself to my first wedding, rubbed her breasts against the back of my neck while I was sitting with the bride, and whispered in my ear that she never thought she'd see me in a tux again, i had to have her removed from the festivities.

I haven't heard anything about her since that night...and don't care to either.

That night, I also became the guy i never want my daughters to date...

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1987 560SL
85,000 miles