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CATHOLIC GOLF
Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one.
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare
afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.
The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing.
He missed the ball entirely and said "****, I missed."
The good Sister told him to watch his language.
On his next swing, he missed again.
"****, I missed."
"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing,"
the nun said tartly..
The priest promised to do better and the round continued.
On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.
Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you
dead if you keep swearing like that.."
On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again.
"****, I missed."
A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of
lightning comes out of the sky and strikes
Sister Marie dead in her tracks.
And from the sky above comes a booming voice ...
"****, I missed."
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1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles 
1987 250td 160k miles English import 
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles 
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
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