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Originally Posted by layback40
Subject: WARNING "EBAY"
If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
Be careful what you purchase on eBay.
A friend spent $50 on a penis enlarger.
They sent him a magnifying glass.
Instructions said, "Do not use in the sunlight"
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Any larger and the hookers are going to charge me double and cancel my "frequent flyer" discount and start charging by the inch. 
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