World News Report April 17th 2013**** Ecological disaster strikes Indiana town********

A recent series of events has devastated a small Indiana town. It appears crickets no longer emit their cheerful chirping in this county. In fact, no has even seen a cricket in over a year. The events seem tied to a local pet store who inadvertently sold a shipment of Japanese crickets which were captured at the site of the failed nuclear reactor (see related story regarding Tsunami) and sold to a local resident. Efforts to locate the resident have been fruitless. One individual interviewed, a Tom W. who was interviewed while repairing a large hole knocked through the side of his house said, "I don't know nothing" while looking around nervously at the underbrush surrounding his property.