Here's a good one. Non car related, While working on the steam engine I volunteer with, I was torquing down on a piston stoke holder nut, very large wrench slipped off and slammed right into my foot.

and another, working on a lawn mower I dropped a very heavy clutch on my left arm, and the mowing deck on the right.... should have seen the bruises.

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1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed