A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist,
and when asked what was the problem, she
responded, "Well, whenever I take off my
clothes, my n/pples get hard."

Shocked, the doctor took a deep breath, then
asked, "Your nipples get hard?"

"Yes," quite innocently came her reply.

"Undress so I can check," replied the still amazed
doc. So, she undressed, and he got down to the
feeling and massaging, trying to reach an answer.

After some considerable time, the doctor, still
looking puzzled, said, "Well, Madame, I don't know
what you have, but it's sure as hell contagious!"