Originally Posted by elchivito

I hate to break it to you, but NO scientist that I am aware of, or have ever read about, believes that humans evolved from apes. If the TeeVee program you watched on the History Channel (home to many academically important productions like "Ice Road Truckers", "Ax Men" and "How Bruce Lee Changed the World") actually said those words, they saw you comin' from a hundred yards away.