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A friend of a friend of mine was sitting on a lawn chair sunning and
reading, when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a
hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat him on a lawn chair.
“My goodness” he exclaimed, “you are quite old to be driving!”
“Yes” the man replied, I am old enough that I don’t need a license anymore. ”
“The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked if I had a driving license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors
out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in the wastebasket”.
”You won’t be needing this anymore”, he said.
"So I thanked him and left.”
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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group
I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....
1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles 
1987 250td 160k miles English import 
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles 
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving
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