I looked into pricing, and its not cheap.

obviously.
Another small issue is we can't get any hot cars near us, we'd have to drive up to Boston, or down to NYC. Locally best cars we can rent are towncars or grand marquis.
As a tentative price comparison, it was like 850 bucks to rent a mustang out of Boston, and about 400 to rent a marquis out of Providence, where I can take the bus down to the airport in about 15 minutes.
Hmmm