Well, I did.
Lots to say, nothing to read. Which kind of reminds me of our OP, L. Bible.

I'm begining to think that Mr. Bible really doesn't exsist. Kind of like the guy who wanted to take his Gullwing and put tire chains on it to go skiing up in the mountains back in the old Richard Sexton days. Of course, this A hole didn't exsist either and was little more than someone's attempt to rile everyone up. And, there was someone gullible enough to seriously consider giving him a set of unused chains......

What we have here is a clever 16 year old having fun in the most obscure of places. You'd think at his age, he'd be far more interested in visting porn sites, while having to mop up the mess every morning, rather than lurking around here.