I'm equal opportunity...

Garter belt and single malt
Gun belt and rye
Cowboy hat and Jack
Little french maid outfit and a bottle of Kornog even...

They all have merit

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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST

1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

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