An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
he hadn't been there for a while, and wanted to look it over. He grabbed a
five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond. He made the ladies aware of his presence and they all went to the
deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We are not coming out
until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up
he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

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1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed