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Subject: Cough Remedy;
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily
against a wall.
The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the
wall?"
The clerk says "Well, he came in here this morning to get something
for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an
entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle
of laxatives!"
The clerk says "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to
cough!"
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I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....
1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles 
1987 250td 160k miles English import 
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles 
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving
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