A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened?
You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I’m feelin’ fine!"

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, dere we was in a battle and I got hit wit a cannon
ball, but I'm fine now."

"Well, o.k., but what about that hook? What happened
to your hand?"

"We were in anudder battle. I boarded a ship and got
into a sword fight. Me hand was cut off. I got fitted
wit’ a ‘ook. I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of dem birds flew over.
I looked up and one of them **** in me eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an
eye just from some bird ****."

"It was me first day wit’ da 'ook."

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62 220sb
67 250S
72 280SE 4.5
74 280C
77 300D
82 240D
85 190E 2.3
86 300E RIP 12/28/09
85 300SD
92 300D 2.5
00 E320 Current
Over 1,000,000 miles in Benzes, Since66

....and a whole passel of BMW 2002 and Tii