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Old 06-29-2012, 08:11 PM
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Five surgeons are taking a coffee break

1st surgeon says: Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.

2nd surgeon says: Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

3rd surgeon says: Try electricians, man! Everything inside THEM is color coded.

4th surgeon says: I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are swapable.

The 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says: I like British car restorers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.
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