Two police women are out on patrol with their Alsatian.

One says "I'm getting a bit cold, I've left my knickers back at the station"

the other says "Use the dog, give him a sniff of your crutch and he will fetch them for you"

So she lets the dog have a sniff and he runs off back to the station.

2 hours later he returns with 2 batons, a broom and 3 sergeants fingers.

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1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving