An Australian tradition;

5 star hangover:
You have a second heartbeat in your head.
Death seems pretty good right now.
You can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up From the overwhelming glare of any light.
Rancid booze vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your shirt and making you dizzy.
You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least you think it's toothpaste crust.
You don't give a ***** either way.
Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you.
You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body.
Talking is not an option.
You look so pathetic.
You called in sick because all you can manage to do is breathe....very gently.

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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group

I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving