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Originally Posted by mgburg
I use mine to hold the jar of Grey Poupon while I'm mul  ti-tasking with the sandwich in one hand-the condiment-spreader in the other, the BlueTooth poked in my good ear, my left knee manipulating the steering wheel from the 6:30 position and my right foot regulating the pedal as I'm glancing at the GPS to be sure I'm at the right speed (the speedometer isn't functioning quite right) as I travel the open Interstate in Western Wisconsin...  |
I call B.S. on this. I happen to know Wisconsinites do not use condiment spreaders and in fact, usually do not know how to use eating utensils! Whaddya expect from the land which invented the "spork"? I also call into question the fact you can read a clock. You MUST be a transplant! P'rolly some Michiganonian who got lost one night!
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