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Originally Posted by t walgamuth
Around these parts if the man pulls the covers over his ladies head and farts they call it a Dutch Oven.
Apologies to the folks from the Netherlands. 
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The cover thing might be deemed suicide here.
Here I thought all these years that the only function of the odours created by flatuity are. The seriously hearing impared people would also know what you did.
Source identification can be a problem as well. The young fellow actually accused me of doing the deed a few weeks ago now. I simply told him it had to be him or the dog.
He without thinking leaned over and took a whiff of the air or what passed for air in the dogs posterior area. It will be the last time in his lifetime he ever does something like that again I think.
Between the dogs ability to create unbelievable rank and rancid odours from time to time. The young fellow got his nose right into the area of maximum concentration.
After he had satisfied himself about the source and he had stoped gagging. I just casually mentioned where you not aware humans cannot quite make that bad of an odour.
Even eating pickled eggs and drinking beer cannot do it. Today someone was asking how to strip paint. If the gentleman was to borrow this dog on the right day his problem would be solved. God that dog can cut them sometimes. He does it with a straight face as well.