Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
serious.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so
good.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the
real world.