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Originally Posted by elchivito
Welcome to the land of Black Widow spiders, scorpions, rattle snakes as big around as your arm, centipedes that drop off the ceiling into your scrambled eggs. Coyotes and bobcats that will jump the 7 ft. block wall of your beige stucco home and eat your quivering little dog sleeping on the patio. Please prepare to add an hour each direction to your daily commute, no matter where you live.
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How long has it been since you've lived in metro PHX? Oh, right I forgot about the memo . . . don't encourage those Cali people to move here anymore.
uh . . . we have terrible restaurants here . . . no decent seafood or barristas . . . don't even think of wearing a SF Giants or 49er's jersey . . . then there's the Republicans . . .
