Thanks cmbdiesel! It's been awhile since I had such a great laugh!

The OP was indeed a cut and paste but it is LOADED with facts and your KNEE JERK reaction is to proclaim it not true, because it's a cut & paste.

Sorry to have to break this to you, but facts are FACTS regardless of whether they are linked, typed or cut and pasted.

Since they are so infactual, how about showing us what is NOT true?