The female dentist prepares the needle to give the bloke

with the toothache an anaesthetic injection.

"No way! No needles, I hate needles!" the guy said.

So the dentist starts to hook up her nitrous oxide gas

and the man objects again. "I can't do the gas thing either.

The thought of having the gas mask on my face makes me faint!"

She then asks the guy if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection,"� the patient says. "I'm fine with pills."�

When she returns she says, "Here's a Viagra and a glass of water."

The guy says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

"It doesn't" she said, "But it'll give you something to hold on to while

I pull your tooth out...........

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1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving