An application of 6 ounces of a high quality vodka will temporarily help the appearance of the wrinkled vinyl. Mixed properly it also enhances the looks of the opposite sex, your singing/athletic abilities and increases the humor in weak jokes.

I know of no other remedy.

***CAUTION**** If you DRIVE the car during the application of vodka, wrinkles may appear in different parts of the car!! As always, if an erection lasts more than 4 hours during the use of this product, please consult your physician but only if you find them attractive.

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